Conservatives Beware : AP John Seewer Proves Why Liberals Hate Joe the Plumber

So, imagine you are a normal working-class citizen. Imagine you, like anyone else, have had a rough spot in your life. Now imagine you have the unmitigated gall to ask a Democratic candidate for President an honest question; to his face. Also, imagine that same question is brought up in a debate by the opposing side. Finally, imagine you woke up one day to find dozens of reporters rifling through the events of your life to find any scrap of wrongdoing to paste on the world stage backed up by the armies of the Associated Press; hordes of local liberal newspapers; and innumerable websites drooling with condemnation.

This is Joe the Plumber’s fate. I do not know Joe. Until a few days ago, he was just another citizen concerned for his job, his family, and his ability to earn a living. Joe was also one other thing. Joe was concerned enough to ask candidate Senator Obama, “Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn’t it?”
(AP JOHN SEEWER pron: Sew-er ?)

Bad move Joe; you now have stepped on the territory of the liberal.

John Seewer, along with Sharon Theimer and countless others have descended on Joe. As the vultures on an ill-fated desert traveler the AP intend on picking Joe’s bones clean until nothing but a sheet of white and a chalk outline remain. Joe the private citizen became Joe The Plumber, who is now Joe The Target.

Does it strike anyone else as funny that if you are conservative, unashamed, and willing to ask tough questions in public; that you are enemy number one?

Mr. Seewer, I hope that you are aware you may have cost this man his livelihood. Ms. Theimer, I hope you know your words are being used to pick apart a family man who is just trying to get some answers. Most of all I hope that everyone watching realizes the Soviet-style zeal that ultimately will keep many citizens from asking questions in public ever again.

Seewer and Theimer thank you for being so tolerant, understanding, unbiased, and comprehensive. Thank you for bringing us the news we absolutely could not live without. I needed to know Joe’s personal dirty laundry in order to complete my day.

Is there liberal bias? I think this proves it. Does the liberal media hate the conservatives who stand for something? I think the article is clear on that point. Will Joe be able to survive the barrage of ghoulish media hounds looking to destroy anyone who stands up for their own beliefs? Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion. Until then let’s all sing the AP national anthem:

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus’!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

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